toospoopyformyshirt:

zforzelma:

heatandapathy:

rtrixie:

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

I loathe how badly I want this.

There’s a lil food delivery robot at uc Berkeley campus that does this and one spontaneously combusted last week and the students had a candlelight vigil on the middle of finals week

missoyashirou:

ayellowbirds:

unfuckthereallife:

bizarrodf:

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

Griffin’s real ass real world father: This is my character Merle and he’s a deadbeat dad who screws up pretty much constantly

Griffin, the son of this person: Hell yeah he is

#travis: heres magnus i love him also hes me #griffin: cool describe his death

i can very easily imagine Griffin saying almost all of those in his exact real life inflections.

Actually, reblogging a second time to add the addendum: Griffin was on the back end of every single act of Justin’s wizard trick bullshit, so of course he’s going to look at the guy who breaks his plot over his knee with a single spell three arcs in a row with ‘Yeah, this is not a dumb-dumb. A dumb-dumb would not pull off that Arms Outstretched Towards You moment, or know to steal gems for the purpose of a last-moment dominate. Accept your brilliance, you shitty wizard.’

sjw-bot:

in retrospect, yikes

badjokesbyjeff:

acoolguy:

siahatha:

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

odinsblog:

Nothing but respect for my (future) President.

choady-foster:

leafcrunch:

namek:

isabelle is drunk as fuck at the club lmfao

she deserves to have a good time

Go off you wild bitch

commander-up:

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming

gaycism:

Murder at Disney

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

cryptocase:

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia
Phase 2 : ?
Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads